everybody has that one memefriend. all memes remind you of them. i’m proposing the word “memefriend” to be a new relationship description. are you two dating? no, we’re just memefriends
Going to Mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
i hate it when u stop being friends w someone or u break up w someone cos uve got all this information about them like at the back of ur mind like their birthday or their favorite game or whatever, and even years later things will come up and you’ll think about that person and its like. oh. and it never really Stops
I GOT SO MANY NOYA REQUESTS// he’s my son and i’ll make this in one post
there’s a experimental project in Stockholm, Sweden where you can sign up to recieve a SMS if there is a cardiac arrest nearby (500 m), so you can get there before the ambulance and perform CPR. 9500 people have signed up, and they reach the location faster in 54% of the cases.
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it’s so weird having the same birthday as someone else like wow get out this is my special day i’m not sharing it go crawl back up that vagina and wait another day buddy